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Total Medals Earned: 1,147 (From 201 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,280 Points

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 4/44 (40/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Medals Earned: 7/20 (70/495 points)

Giga Golem 10 Points

Master the elements.

Guardian 10 Points

Smash up an elite sentry.

Invincible 10 Points

Survive with 1HP remaining.

Kitten Kart 10 Points

Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.

Max Radiation 10 Points

Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.

Sand Worm 10 Points

Eat worms for breakfast.

Zombie Hydra 10 Points

Slay the undead dragon.

Battle Cat 10 Points

Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.

Minigamer 1 10 Points

Get 5000 points in part one.

Minigamer 2 10 Points

Get 6000 points in part two.

Noob 10 Points

Kill yourself.

Oblivion 10 Points

Swept away by waves of fire.

Middle Tier 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.

Minigamer 3 25 Points

Get 10,000 points in survival.

Sword Master 25 Points

Try out all swords.

Beast Master 50 Points

Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.

Leet Tier 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.

Overkill 50 Points

Hit the damage limit of 99999.

Valkyrie 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save the world.

God Tier 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 44/60 (595/1,000 points)

Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 64/76 (860/1,200 points)

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

Escape from Silent Hill

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/70 points)

Bad Ending 25 Points

Is this a nightmare?

Sad Ending 10 Points

It's so sad...

UFO Ending 10 Points

Wtf...?

Good Ending 25 Points

It is over!!!

Fall Damage

Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)

RANK1 5 Points

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RANK2 5 Points

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RANK3 5 Points

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RANK4 10 Points

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FamousPaintings Parodies3

Medals Earned: 3/38 (30/500 points)

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Half Score of More 10 Points

win with at least 15 right answers

Star Parodies 25 Points

Find the 3 hidden stars

You like art 25 Points

score 20 or more

MegaMind 100 Points

score perfect all answers

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Fateless

Medals Earned: 1/13 (25/300 points)

Weapons for battles 25 Points

The group found some weapons in the temple.

Open your eyes 25 Points

Kevin accidentally killed Alex.

Don't forget me 25 Points

Finish a playthrough without playing as Amy.

Girls just wanna have some fun 25 Points

Alex and Amy escaped on their own.

Weight of guilt 50 Points

Michael was caught by the cultists and Kevin couldn't save him.

A better version of me. 10 Points

Unlock IRREVERENT status for Michael.

A Cowardly Man 10 Points

Unlock SELFISHNESS status for Kevin.

The Final Girl 10 Points

Unlock EMPATHY status for Alex.

Read our article tomorrow! 10 Points

Everyone escaped from the island.

Misfortune 10 Points

Nobody escaped from the island.

Ahoy Alex! 25 Points

Alex, and perhaps Kevin, took a boat and abandoned Michael and Amy to die on the island.

Nipping Evil in the bud 50 Points

Michael killed the Cult Leader.

True Explorer 25 Points

Collect all map fragments.

Fleeing the Complex

Medals Earned: 11/18 (390/660 points)

Kredit 2 Team 5 Points

Watching kredit make me STRONG

Patron of Tunes 5 Points

Listen to a song linked in the credits

xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points

*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*

Rank: CA 50 Points

Achieve the Rank CA

Rank: GI 50 Points

Achieve the Rank GI

Rank: IRO 50 Points

Achieve the Rank IRO

Rank: PD 50 Points

Achieve the Rank PD

Rank: TB 50 Points

Achieve the Rank TB

Golden Boy 100 Points

Find all 60 unique fails

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Waldo 5 Points

Where is he?

Nailed It 10 Points

Stuck the landing

bruUGHNO 25 Points

You knew he'd be in this game somewheres

Rise and Shine 25 Points

Wake up and smell the snow

101 Failmations 100 Points

Get a total of 101 fails

Master of the Wall 100 Points

Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)

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