Total Medals Earned: 1,155 (From 204 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,350 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (240/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (60/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (210/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
I hope you chose the money.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
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Medals Earned: 3/9 (65/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/500 points)
Complete the Tutorial
Get a chicken
Get a copper sword
Build a bigger house
Get a backpack
Get a cow
Get a sheep
Get the copper tools
Get the titanium tools
Pay off your farm debt
Survive the winter
Get a diamond sword
Get the diamond tools
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 21/22 (280/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows